Damn cool.

I was thinking maybe Buenos Aires or Istanbul but I can't decide.

Where did this garbage synonym for executive producer come from? It would be like referring to me as a blogsmith. TV culture is so annoying!

Is it okay to eat a hard-boiled egg while walking down the street in New York City?

“We’re trying to establish her as a writer, a very serious literary writer, so we put her in conversation with authors who are very literary.”

Everyone with a keyboard asked "who would be upset about moving to Hawaii?" after hearing this morning's news. But who would want to move to Hawaii?

Since we can't come to the office... I am. Good beats playing, and I'm eating a nice quiche.

Drake likes tattoos. One of his tattoos—"Everything happens for a reason sweet thing"—is written upside down. But why?

Let me know in the comments.

Here are my guesses (for boy or girl).

look at this motherfucker right here

Congee Bowery, the place A.J. made many of us go when he had to promote us (see correction here), has been shut down. Please post in the comments your favorite Congee Bowery memories.

The Knick sucks but the soundtrack, by ex-Peps drummer Cliff Martinez, owns:

Sadly James Earl "Jimmy" Carter, 39th president of the United States and Nobel Laureate, was not a member of Young Money. Lil Wayne, rapper and founder of Young Money Entertainment, is actually referencing himself in the lyric. Wayne was born Dwayne Michael Carter on September 27, 1982.

Bloomberg Businessweek's explanation of this cover is so aggressively content-free as to itself probably count as a performance of #normcore. But they are famously deliberate about their design decisions, and so the real explanation of this scare-quote "ugly" and scare-quote "amateurish" treatment must lie elsewhere—in the land of high-waisted denim and white athletic socks. Look at the O dumped on the page so "thoughtlessly" it lassos the subject's Adam's apple. You can't make something this bad by accident. Get it? Crappily corny is the new sophisticated.