Was this a prelude to the Montauk Monster?

Yesterday, after reading Rich's post about Willow Smith and "those systematic French fries the government feeds us," I noticed that, much like her brother Jaden, she too has accepted Smithology as her one and true religion and is fated to spread its teachings across the globe. I then wondered: Is Willow better at Twitter than Jaden? Does she, the youngest Smith child, actually possess a greater understanding of the universe and all that it contains? Or — and this is a theory of mine — maybe Jaden ghostwrites her tweets? Alternate theory: What if Trey, the eldest, is the mastermind behind both their accounts? Whatever the case, here's hoping these two never stop tweeting. We're so much better for it.

Anyone into 2 Fingers, but only one brain? Been playing it a lot these past few days. I'm hoping that it's making me sharper.

First suggested search result.

This Bon Appetit headline is EVERYthing, or possibly everything plus. And of course it comes with a slideshow. Can't tell if they spoofed the viral internet, or just calmly laid down and let it wash them out to sea.

"IT'S OFFICIALLY TIME TO KILL OFF STEPHEN MARCHE" by a MILF

1. Saturday Night Fever (Novelization by H.B. Gilmour)

Hello,
Greeting for the glorious day

I object to the word "hipster" on general principle but the more general point the musty old Wall Street Journal makes is true!

Good for writing.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

How about you guys? Who else would love to host The View?

I would sometimes gladly pay up to 75% for 50% of a meal.

This Ben Smith essay about Republicans should have used one of those BuzzFeed photo slider widgets: