Chet Haze could get it

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Rich Juzwiak

07/10/14 11:29AM

Today, Kelly shared this photo with us. He's a dreamboat. I don't care that he's a douchebag. Part of his appeal. Part of what makes him him.

Jordan Sargent Rich Juzwiak 07/10/14 11:42AM

Rich noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Rich Juzwiak Jordan Sargent 07/10/14 11:45AM

He's beautiful, come on.

GalFromBrooklyn Rich Juzwiak 07/10/14 12:00PM

What are you talking about, man? Those disgusting shorts alone should get him banned for lyfe. Seriously they look like gauchos or some shit. This is not a grown-ass man's pair of shorts. He's saying he's terrified to show his legs and so now he'll resort to wearing gauchos.

None GalFromBrooklyn 07/10/14 12:43PM

Yeah but shit clothes can come off.

GalFromBrooklyn None 07/10/14 12:50PM

Oh totally. Of course they can. But I'm questioning how good this guy is gonna be in the sack. He has a fantastic upper body, no doubt. But those gauchos make it seem like he would be a real douchebag in bed.

Rich Juzwiak None 07/10/14 12:54PM

Always my point. For me, good DNA/sexy swagger trumps just about any misguided fashion choice (though my ex taught me that if you're on the fence about somebody, let his shoes dictate your decision).

J.K. Trotter Rich Juzwiak 07/11/14 11:21AM

I want to know this shoe theory!

Choire Rich Juzwiak 07/11/14 08:52AM

Strongly, strongly agree.