Probably the most underrated snack in the office.

★★ Men had given up.

From the official website of the Ontario Provincial Police.

"We all need to learn how to harmoniously live on this planet without frying it like those systematic French fries the government feeds us" - Willow Smith

A former laundromat in eastern Bed-Stuy has sold for $4.3 million — a sign that even the neighborhood's lower-income areas are beginning to gentrify, experts say.

During the opening of the Philadelphia concert, Will Smith led the combined audiences of London, Philadelphia, Berlin, Rome, Paris and Barrie (outside Toronto) in a synchronised finger click. This was to represent the death of a child every three seconds owing to poverty.

This new song exists only on Soundcloud. It is not available on iTunes. Why? Why can't I have this song now? I want it now. I would buy it now. When it is officially available, I will likely have already downloaded an illegal rip of it or ripped it myself or forgotten about it all together. What is this stupid anticipation business model the music industry is still trying to make happen? Haven't we proven that if we want something, we'll take it regardless of the legality? Hasn't that collapsed the business of selling music? Will they ever learn?

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I initially read this headline as "George R.R. Martin: Fuck You If You Finish the Series" because fuck you if you finish the series.

I had a meatball. I'm satisfied.

No. Stop it. This, that you do, with the self-identified portents and the grave, ponderous words unspooling like the world's largest ball of twine dropped down the unfathomable chasm of your own rear end. Do not do it.

I can't believe I like a OneRepublic song, and I can't believe I like it so much. (I love it.)

(Likewise anyone who orders Chop't.)

After the dramatic defeat by Germany, the team also makes a revealing choice to not publish a single trend on Brazilian search terms. Copywriter Tessa Hewson says they’re just too negative. “We might try and wait until we can do a slightly more upbeat trend.”

Chop't is a lunchtime sensation, but only the most serious Chop'theads know about the salad chain's incredible secret menu. These are the five lunches that will have your co-workers dripping with jealousy.

★★★★ Crushing or unbearable.