Anyone Who Orders a Wrap Deserves to Eat Dead Rat
(Likewise anyone who orders Chop't.)
The only mystery is why a self-respecting rat would be trying to get involved in a wrap. Wraps are food atrocities. No one should ever eat wraps.
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Chicken caeser salad wraps are delicious.
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There is no wrap that would not be better if it were not a wrap.
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Just makes it more convenient. Are you also anti-burrito?
By "convenient" you mean "slimy."
I am anti-burrito but for different reasons.
Slimy? Not sure I understand what you mean. Why are you anti-burrito?
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Slimy because in lieu of a nicely structured, airy bread (a pleasure as old as civilization itself), a wrap is built around a damp, clammy membrane. The wrap cannot absorb any moisture from its contents without beginning to dissolve. It is disgusting.
I am anti-burrito because most burritos are oversized and the contents are in all the wrong proportions.
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That's why you eat in when it's still relatively fresh. I admit they're not great for packing a lunch or something. The key with burritos is to get them without rice.
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It's hard to find good salad in Soho, though.
Is there even another place nearby to get salad? Chop't is too expensive and the lines are long (also rats) but I haven't found another option.
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Aside from places that happen to have salads, no.
Actually, Whole Foods maybe?
I like Chop't and I'm sticking with Chop't. I wish they'd serve me a rat to give me something to complain about/exploit for my job.
