I'm not really a fan. Just get regular breakfast. No need to make it a big deal and meet up with other people.

Who are your favorite Gawker bloggers right now?

As Tom puts it here, "Because she's Rihanna, she also got to stick around and party with the Germans after their victory." It seems pretty indisputable to me that Rihanna could get into any party she wanted to on the planet. Could anyone else? Is Rihanna the top in this imaginary ranking?

Or maybe that part of history is gone.

Is anyone reading Disputations on the weekend?

when did fortune cookies go from giving vague fortunes to sounding like an 11-year-old's away message on AIM?

★★★★ Gray appeared.

I get off the train at Bridgehampton starving

LeBron James is returning to Cleveland. Twitter weighs in.

Hamilton: the thing that sucks about lebron: he's not pretty to watch

First two, easy: chocolate and vanilla. But what about three?

I am curious, and in the mood for some kind of loud property-damage-filled epic, but also wary.

Yes, but it's no Curb Your Enthusiasm, which might be the funniest show of all time.

Answer below the jump!

Do people fail to respect you because of the way you part your hair? Probably, among other reasons.

★★★ Escape.

dispute: a waterspout hit this sailboat, not a tornado.

Haha. Yes.

San Francisco's writerer community is nothing if not entrepreneurially twee as a mofo: