Buried in Brandon Ambrosino's rundown of the Brangelina wedding for Vox is an egregious celebrity portmanteau for the married actors Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard:

I love college football, I love gambling, I love winning. And while those three things are my first loves, I would also say I love my family and our ridiculously competitive ESPN College Pick Em tournament each fall.

Also: "This is exasperating!"

Like, say one thing. I'm waiting.

Probably not, because mine do. They are into entrepreneurship, startups, and marketing. According to Twitter, I'm uniquely appealing to a bunch of 'treps.

I want a good pair of classic-ish running sneakers. Looking at the Nike Air Pegasus 83 and 89

1. Wanted

I don't understand all the construction spam I get to my Gawker email. Are recruits supposed to moonlight as mules for the underground Chinese construction cartels? 'Cause I'm totally cool with that.

As I said in an earlier post, I've been listening to a lot of country music, ridicule me all you want. BUT—so much of it is about moonshine. I've never drank moonshine. What does it taste like and do you drink it alone? Is it flavored? What's up with it?

Last night, Gawker's softball team—Gawker Softball: Presented by Max Read—played Thrillist at Randall's Island, which has dozens upon dozens of perfectly manicured baseball fields that smell faintly of raw sewage. Or maybe that stench was just our team. We lost 33-5.

1. 30 Rock

Are often better than actual Clickholes. The jokes tend to get a little labored over the course of a whole post, and the tweets just give you the single funniest line.

I love Steve Coogan. Steve Coogan is the funniest person in the world. If you haven't watched Saxondale, you should. If you haven't watched I'm Alan Partridge, you should. I saw The Trip to Italy last weekend and it wasn't as funny as The Trip, but it was still funny AND has the added bonus of being all about food and driving through Italy, which are two great things.

I’m pretty sure I elected my stock options a few months ago but haven’t received any correspondence about it since July 30. What’s going on?

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Leah Finnegan [12:30 PM] who was best dressed at VMA