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Tom Scocca

08/26/14 10:10AM

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Matthew Phelan Tom Scocca 08/26/14 01:21PM

Can we get a hard return after that first comma? I ask only because this long string of impressive and wonderful letters is extending from the "recommended" and "popular stories" sidebars into the main column where the blog feeds and articles are s'pposed to live. (Are those little round ice cubes from a fountain soda machine or an ice cube dispenser? They are one of my favorite kinds of ice cubes.)

Tom Scocca Matthew Phelan 08/26/14 01:48PM

Space added.

That is ice from the Gawker office ice machine, which is one of the writer's very favorite features of the Gawker office.

Matthew Phelan Tom Scocca 08/26/14 02:02PM

Thank you; Thank you. This is great to know.

I would highly recommend that this author helm Gawker's new vertical for ice-cube aficionados, The Tray.

raincoaster Tom Scocca 08/26/14 04:09PM

See, HamNo, editors aren't useless!

GoOnWithoutMe Tom Scocca 08/29/14 12:21PM

I just wanted to let you know that the ice cubes from when I visited my dad at work were the highlight of my visits there, and there were firetrucks, bells, and sirens to play with. Your post brought back some good memories, so thanks.

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Lacey Donohue Tom Scocca 08/26/14 10:32AM

This is our best writing today—by far.

Leah Finnegan Tom Scocca 08/26/14 10:32AM

he's doing so great on his first day as EIC of deadspin.com!

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MyUncleJerry Tom Scocca 08/26/14 11:26AM

You wrote:

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for what it's worth without constantly complaining about it we would be way better off. You guys are so cynical.