The World Cup ends on July 13, 2014.

What are you guys thinking?

And you owe me $11.23 from last night.

samfaulkbiddle: (5:39:51 PM) baby needs baby shorts

Jordan’s post reminded me of a question I’ve long had: What is the best Benghazi acrostic?

Here it is, Peak Garbage-Sharing Internet (for now). If you click this link, you will be stupider. If you share the link, the entire world will be stupider. It is like an old-fashioned bad-luck chain letter, only the bad luck consists in reading the letter itself. If you break the chain, you will feel fantastic.

Like Chinese food or something.

I can't stand corniness of this magnitude

The original Kinja.com (preserved by the Internet Archive on October 30, 2000):

Taylor says no one does, but I think it's worth hating.

Louis Armstrong Park, New Orleans: "AMERICAN DOMINATION: 1803 TO 1861; 1865 TO DATE"