I think I could pick winners just as well as the rest of these guys. All you need is a lot of money to get started, but it's fundamentally a pretty easy job as far as "work" goes. And you're expected to be wrong most of the time—what other job works that way?

Ariana Grande's new track, Break Free, is out, and sources say it is not only everything, but EVERYthing.

Is it too much to ask that if you write a novel, it not be about YOUR EXACT LIFE THAT YOU HAVE LIVED? It's fiction—make something up! Sheesh!

What's the deal

s'more: one syllable or two? there is only one correct answer and it is "one."

Got some promo poppers sent to me, as well as an invite to join a Poppers Buyers Club.

WHY DOES THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND WEBSITE ALWAYS DEFAULT TO WILLIAMSBURG? It's like our dumbest commenters planted a cookie. The only weather report I want to see for Williamsburg is "washed out to sea."

I enjoyed your piece on Channing Tatum and singlets though!

Gonna assume this post is indeed horrible.

From: Rachel Rosenfelt
Date: Wed, Jul 2, 2014 at 4:14 PM
Subject: Gawker's greatest moments

How would you define the Tri-State Area?

You guys I think we're doing this all wrong.