is very, very good.

Y'know, I was just thinking that there aren't enough major newspapers breaking down the song lyrics of today's youth. God bless you, Washington Post.

next time you write a post, i want you to think about whether or not it conveys the same feelings that this video does

Here is a contrarian opinion about babies: the coolest celebrity baby of the year 2030 will not be Blue Ivy Carter or North West. It will be Sebastian Thomaz, son of Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose.

Kotaku. That's just the report I got, though, I'm not sure. I don't wanna go look at it.

Why would Chuck Norris need a gun?

“He took questions last week from the White House press corps — not just once, but twice.” — POLITICO

I thought he was but I can't find anything to confirm.

★★★★ They threatened to mean something but didn't.

Say what you will of Lil B—he's a nonsensical below-average rapper; his persona amounts to nothing more than shitty performance art—but listen close and he might just make a believer out of you.

is that it was pretty funny to hear that complaint coming from a guy who that same month decided to restructure the whole business model of his kingdom. Unburden yourself, Ira Glass!

★★★★★ He could see no reason to stop playing.

Hey look, she's experienced stuff and also is aware of things that have happened and she knows what food is.