Twitter etiquette rules
1. Don't ever retweet compliments. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER. We see through you, and we are persuaded in the diametric opposite direction than the one you intended, you asshole.
What else?
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Also, people who pat themselves on the back for "helping" others by tweeting should start striking way harder, and maybe in the trachea.
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2. Don't be an old person and get pissy about someone's useless Twitter actions.
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You seem mad. Let's see your Twitter.
Stop hitting on me, Rich.
Stop flattering yourself.
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You're not the boss of me.
Who are we talking about?
Who do you think ;)
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Retweeting compliments is bad form BUT the only rule of Twitter etiquette is that when you start propounding rules of Twitter etiquette you are automatically in the wrong.
I don't know, I think I'm right, though.
