This looks so good

I'm so ready for a new American superhero. I'm so there.
I'm so ready for a new American superhero. I'm so there.
Nice candy cane dildo, Kirk.
And is he trying to proposition that guy in the car before he goes on a rant? Yes. Yes he is.
-1 for Kirk Cameron being Kirk Cameron.
-100 for any mention of Christmas before Halloween.
Damn, he's not making it up... He really buys what he's sellin. Mike Sever believes in JeeeZuuss & he's here to save Christmas for all. Yawn.
To summarize:
Mo' Christ, Mo' Problems