Sure Are a Lot of Goddamn Aviation Experts
On the goddamn Twitter.
@nytimesworld @joshuafoust @stavernise What part of that charred crash crater looks "somewhat controlled?"
— That 70s Hoe (@eclecticbrotha) July 17, 2014
On the goddamn Twitter.
@nytimesworld @joshuafoust @stavernise What part of that charred crash crater looks "somewhat controlled?"
— That 70s Hoe (@eclecticbrotha) July 17, 2014
Wait, wait! I know this one! Is it, "The bodies, which were largely intact?"
A "controlled landing" is called a landing. A "somewhat controlled landing" is a crash. Fucking media. It's like talking just to hear yourself talk. Idiots.
I can kind of picture the difference between a "somewhat controlled landing" and a crash, can't you? I think a crash involves hitting the ground nose first. But I'm not an aviation expert.
I think a crash is a crash and a landing is a landing. What would a car wreck be, somewhat controlled parking?
This is why you run back to old media with it's experts who are actually experts.
BBC Newsnight was fucking fantastic on it tonight. I love paying for media, it's a real fucking job and expertise costs money.
None of them can compete with the plaid shirt.