Summer Edition Red Bull: It's like Red Bull was running low on dumpster flavoring for its usual pineapple-dumpster Arnold Palmer and decided, "fuck it, let's go with just pineapple for a few months." And it was good.
Why does regular Red Bull still exist? And for that matter, what's up with the Silver Edition, which tastes like drinking the juice from a lime-shaped ball of rusty metal?
Get your shit together, Red Bull.
Red Bulls, ranked -
1. Red Bull Cola
2. Red Bull Summer
3. Red Bull Blue (blueberry)
4. Regular Red Bull
5. Sugar free Red Bull
6. Red Bull Zero
7. Red Bull Red (cranberry)
8. Red Bull that has been sitting out for like, I dunno, a week, maybe? Why is it even still here? Ok, just a sip to see if its still - no, nope, its not
9. Red Bull Silver (lime)
This is very accurate, except I'd also rate Red above regular.
Red Bull Red with vodka is lovely.
I suspect that was the true reason it was invented.
I actually like Regular Red Bull, it just makes my teeth feel like they are coated in a sugary film. Red Bull Zero is good in the same, sort-of-weird-way that Coke Zero is. But Summer Red Bull is the mightiest redbull.
All Red Bull is fucking disgusting. Monster nailed it with these. The red one is like kool-aid
Yes Yes Yes. I probably spend 200 dollars on this stuff from June-yesterday. 2 for 5 at 7-11 all summer? Yessir! The one by my house still has a few... but they are like 3.19 each. Sad.
