Fuck Mayo

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Lacey Donohue

07/08/14 11:46AM

Filed to: gross

That shit is the worst. Only vile people (like Sam Biddle) defend such vile stuff.

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Tom Scocca Lacey Donohue 07/08/14 12:55PM

Mayo is great. Good on sandwiches, good on fries. Never understood people who are freaked out by mayo.

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Lacey Donohue Tom Scocca 07/08/14 01:01PM

I think if your parents don't eat it a lot, or if it wasn't in your house much, it seems very, very strange. Then again, I'll lick butter off a spoon and that's probably strange to others too.

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Tom Scocca Tom Scocca 07/08/14 01:02PM

I think I won a couple of lunchtime bets back in childhood from mayonnaise-phobes who thought eating a spoonful of mayo was some sort of unimaginable dare.

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Tom Scocca Lacey Donohue 07/08/14 01:13PM

See, licking butter off a spoon is "grosser" to me than eating a spoonful of mayo, although not so gross I wouldn't do it.

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Lacey Donohue Tom Scocca 07/08/14 01:16PM

If you put a little sugar on the butter spoon, it's really something! (It's a little sad and a lot delicious.)

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Taylor Berman Lacey Donohue 07/08/14 11:50AM

I like a little mayo on some sandwiches.

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Lacey Donohue Taylor Berman 07/08/14 11:55AM

Do you like it better than cheese or avocado or mustard?

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Taylor Berman Lacey Donohue 07/08/14 11:56AM

Not as much as cheese or mustard but way more than avocado.

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Sam Biddle Lacey Donohue 07/08/14 11:48AM

Last month I was driving back to NY from the Poconos, and after I bought a gas station ham sandwich for myself, I squeezed the rest of the mayo packet into my mouth. That's how much I love mayonnaise.

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Lacey Donohue Sam Biddle 07/08/14 11:52AM

SAM!!!