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Chill out, Sting

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Jordan Sargent
10/22/14 02:56PM
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bambinoitaliano Jordan Sargent 10/24/14 01:10PM

The days that I would want sex to be over with in seconds are increasing. I'll be like honey just let my Nytol kick in and you go ahead and do what you gotta do as long as I get my 8 hour sleep. Please dont forget to clean up for both of us. Goodnight.

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YourUncleMolestsCollies Jordan Sargent 10/22/14 05:33PM

Maybe we don't all have a kajillion dollars and boundless amounts of free time like some has-been celebrities, Sting.

Some of us prefer 7 minute abs to 8 minute abs.

Rattle the bean speed bag style for 5-10 minutes....warm up the gal's engine.....3-5 minutes of giving it all you've got thrusting (fast or slow, she can make the call) and generally you have two satisfied people at the end.

As Katt Williams said, "Awwww...he brought dick too?!" (mimicking a female)

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charles foster offdensen Jordan Sargent 10/22/14 10:23PM

if i had seven hours, id spend it demonstrating what id do for the 6:58 hrs after sex.

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soexcited Jordan Sargent 10/23/14 07:24PM

are you disputing this? do i even understand disputations?

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